After tinkering a bit with the RG28, I really believe now is the best time for Nintendo to make a sorta companion device for the Switch. Especially since it’s so large now. I’m a cripple as it is, and recently injured my back even more, so while playing handheld was alright before, it became a problem for me after just a few minutes. I have a 3DS and DSi modded, but I’ve played the crap outta those and they’re limited to just DS games. You can play GBA games on there, but it’s not a great experience. The ‘new’ 3DS is also a bit chonky, so when I was at my worst I mainly used my DSi. The RG28 is even smaller than that and it weighs practically nothing. Wonderful for my needs, but also super pocketable. Like it’s smaller than my wallet and it’s such a cheap device (build quality is fine, but at the end of the day 46 bucks is 46 bucks lol)  it feels practically disposable… this thing is going with me everywhere.

All that to say, it makes me think Nintendo should make a companion device for the Switch themselves. Now the dream would be a retro handheld that’d span their entire NSO library, but to keep it cheap and make sense I could see them making a Game Boy Classic that has access to the NSO library of Game Boy and Game Boy Advance games. Remake the Game Boy Micro design with USB C and modern/cheaper internals, and sell it for like $79. Done. Hell release a straight up “Nintendo Classic” console with SNES face buttons and have it play all of NSO games up to SNES and GBA. Make it look like a Game & Watch or one of those “Game Boy Macro” mods of DS lite bottom halfs.

You can emulate up to 16 bit on a potato and if they can sell the RG28 for $46 when it can play up to Dreamcast and PSP… I’d be SHOCKED if Nintendo couldn’t sell such a device for under a hundred bucks.

With how the tech industry is right now this would actually make sense for Nintendo. Would allow them to sell a more budget portable option again, no need to traditionally support it as it’d just get games alongside NSO updates. Hell, it’d be a solid bait to get people to sign up for NSO. Have it come with a few months free and get people to sign up for the service to continue using it with the promise of tossing them a few rom crumbs every other month. As a physical media collector I hate this new world and the idea of basically this thing being a subscription device, but the evil voice in my head says this is a future of maximizing profits that Nintendo should take…

Anyway, literally just 16gb of internal storage would be plenty for these old games. I think a little gadget like this would sell like crazy and it would be relatively cheap for Nintendo to make. Hell, similar to the NES Classic saving them during the Wii U era, I could see this device carrying them through the rampocalypse. Don’t need much ram for these old games lol.

Ideally it’d have built in wifi, especially for multiplayer capabilities, but even then if they do the Nintendo cheap whore thing I can see them have the capability to sync it with your switch or computer at home with a usb cable to do a license check and download updates. Outta the box it’ll at least work for a few months without syncing and have the latest (from manufacturing) library downloaded to the system.

Main thing would be to make this ultra cheap, like “do I buy a new game or this little handheld to tinker with..” cheap. It has to be cheap enough for people to impulse buy it. 

ANYHOO …thought of this comic quite some time ago. Figured I’d easily have it done early October in time for spooky season. Then I injured my back. I’ve literally been bedridden for a month, the first week I couldn’t even lay down flat without pain. Fortunately over time I determined this is likely a muscle/tendon thing, not something more serious, but for folks my age such a thing can put you outta commission for like a month. And for me recovery is basically double that and the pain of a pinched nerve or tendon thing is magnified with my busted up fused back. Now I’d say the pain is down about 25-30% from what it was so I can sleep through the night at least, and even manage to draw a little bit at a time now! I wanted to get this out before Halloween, but I’m trying not to overstrain myself so I can heal up. Only managed to get it like 60% done pecking away at it a few minutes at a time over the last few weeks… Oh well. I’ll finish it eventually. Spooky themed, but not specifically Halloween themed, so I guess it’s not the worst thing to post it later. So look forward to that I guess lol.

Appreciate the little things, because simply being able to sit upright without pain is now a goal of mine instead of just a normal expected thing. Life might be hard sometimes, but don’t take your health for granted. Think about being sick and longingly thinking about when you could breathe normally. When it gets to more serious health issues it’s that feeling times a million.

Happy Halloween! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-K

So as I’ve referenced plenty of times, I like to play and collect videogames. I don’t think I’m crazy about it though. As long as it’s in the original case and has the manual and stuff I’m happy. I like to cleanup my stuff and get rid of stickers, but I loathe the whole “graded” scene. I actually collect with intention to play, so the values of it are kind of irrelevant to me. Of course I keep aware of these things to avoid getting ripped off, and now that my collection is pretty sizable it’s handy to sorta catalogue what I have and don’t have.

Anyway my late teenage years were during the 360 and PS3 generation, so when I got into collecting I decided to focus on the PS3 as I missed some games back then being more of an Xbox player in my youth. A motivating factor at the time was the value of PS3 games, as the Xbox 360 was going through a bit of hysteria at the time with its store closing and prices skyrocketing. At that time the PS3 was actually quite a bit cheaper, so along with the fact I missed a bunch of games at the time it was a no brainer for me. Also a neat bonus that it was/is just a handy extra bluray/media player.

Fast forward a couple years and now the PS3 store is closing… I didn’t think much of it honestly. I get how upset many folks are over this, but of course the focus was primarily on Sony ending physical media production, and I think this bit of news just kinda got brushed aside. It wasn’t unexpected, it was going to happen eventually. I just didn’t think about the FOMO that’d come from this.

Anyhoo, every so often I like to drop by a thrift store or retro game shop and browse their stuff. Went to a thrift store recently and saw Asura’s Wrath in their PS3 section. I know a little bit about it, that it’s a rarer title and is kind of an anime / god of war style game. One of those games I always had a vague interest in, but never really saw it in person. It was listed for $70, but they were willing to take $50 for it. I hesitated as I never spend that much on old games and after thinking it over for a bit and checking pricecharting, I realized it was a good deal. I didn’t realize how good of a deal it’d be a couple weeks later. It was valued at like $80 when I bought it. Felt a bit guilty spending $50, but it’s been a while since I bought myself a game and that felt like a good deal. Now with the PS3 store is being shut down the PS3 FOMO is going nuts. Last I checked it’s selling for over $130 on ebay.

I’m pretty sure this is how gambling addictions start.

-K

So I guess I should give my opinion on the shenanigans Sony is doing with ending physical media production in 2028, wiping hundreds of purchased movies from users, and ending the PS3/Vita store. First I’ll say the timing of all of it is hilarious, like they already planned to do these things in advance and decided to do all of them at once to sorta “rip off the band aid” of outrage. I guess we’ll see if any further bad news materializes (I expect further price increases…) in the near future, but the tiny glimmer of hope I have is this is all of it. They got all the horribleness out at once, so we can at least lick our wounds for a bit before more awfulness occurs.

ANYWAY! The PS3/Vita digital stores ending is a bit sad, but expected. They tried five years ago and enough people were outraged that they backtracked on that decision. While a victory at the time for consumers, Sony sorta made clear what their intentions were, so it was only a matter of time before they followed through. It’s clear they decided to do this alongside even worse news so that folks wouldn’t spend energy fighting against this. They were right, as all of the attention and outrage is focused on their decision to end physical media production in 2028.

Their decision to end physical media production is something that seemed inevitable, but it was always at some vague point in the future. Once Microsoft and Sony started experimenting with digital only systems even as far back as the PSP Go and the Xbox All Digital Edition, and expanded their online stores and digital content… it became clear what the end goal was.

I’m a physical collector and adore my games, but I always saw the writing on the wall. I hoped they’d at least wait until the end of the PS6 generation before going all in on digital, but this is just happening sooner than I expected. Damn. I’ve had plenty of time to think about how I’m going to navigate this new era that I viewed as inevitable, so I’m not quite as shocked as others on the internet have been. They’ve telegraphed this move for years and were just waiting for the right moment to pull it off.

I’ll be nearing 40 years old when this happens in 2028, and after a bit of self reflection I realized I’m not that obsessed about new game releases anymore. I look forward to a title here and there, but the urge to get new games isn’t nearly what it was when I was younger. I have a decent collection now that makes me happy and I will happily add older games to it. I have no desire to grow my collection beyond the PS5 generation though, so this feels a bit short sighted by Sony in my opinion if they want old folks disposable income… and I ain’t gifting PSN codes to younger ones. Long story short: I won’t be spending nearly as much money in the future on new games. I’ll continue to curate my old stuff, but I have no desire to anchor my finances to the whims of Sony or Microsoft. Especially with how expensive components are these days! The raw components alone for the PS6 are expected to be a grand… Steam Machine is crazy expensive, but that is just a clue of how expensive next generation systems are going to be now. It’s not an exception, it’s just a preview of what will be the new normal.



I was thinking about how they’ll do the PS6 and “Project Helix” with the current economic realities and I do have a prediction on this. We’ll see if I’m right:

Basically the phone contract model is going to be used for videogame consoles. I am pretty certain this will become the norm, Xbox already has the ‘buy now pay later’ option, it’s just a matter of time before Sony does this as well and when the next generation hardware comes along they’ll really push this as the primary option… I do have an additional prediction that may or may not happen, but this may be the end of console ‘generations’ entirely. Think Android and iOS, the hardware will get updated every couple years and have the ‘baseline’ of PS5 and XSX first to initially keep the playerbase. With the systems being basically gaming PC’s optimizations will be similar to PC gaming with scaling between systems, and having the latest and greatest isn’t 100%  necessary for most. Like with phones people will just upgrade depending on where they are with their contract and if they feel like it. 

The question I’d have is what Nintendo is going to do in this current landscape. Like, they’re selling a ton now… but I’m curious what their plans will be in a couple years. They might have their hands forced into releasing a budget screenless Switch 2 as they’ve kind of built themselves up as the family friendly budget option. Historically an extremely lucrative market, but looking ahead I’m not so confident that’ll continue to be the case. Families aren’t going to like the idea of financing a console for their kids and they really need to stay under the $499 mark regardless of inflation and component costs.




IN OTHER NEWS

I drew a nuther cat comic. Swear this is the last one. Maybe.

-K