{"id":956,"date":"2025-11-19T00:14:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-19T00:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/?p=956"},"modified":"2025-11-19T00:15:18","modified_gmt":"2025-11-19T00:15:18","slug":"resistance-is-futile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/19\/resistance-is-futile\/","title":{"rendered":"Resistance is futile."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I got <a href=\"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/09\/meow\/\">Leela<\/a> I knew it\u2019d be difficult to avoid making cat comics. I fought the temptation valiantly, but I\u2019ve been defeated by reality. Leela has a tendency to drool on me that I must share with the world:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1557\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/catcomic-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-957\" style=\"width:518px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/catcomic-scaled.jpg 1557w, https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/catcomic-973x1600.jpg 973w, https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/catcomic-768x1262.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/catcomic-934x1536.jpg 934w, https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/catcomic-1246x2048.jpg 1246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1557px) 100vw, 1557px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rosco has always had this issue. He sorta fixates on licking his paws when he goes to bed, so I end up having wet spots near my feet that I try to avoid. Leela actually likes to sleep high up on a cat tree in my room, but before she goes to bed she has to drool on me. Before any armchair veterinarian types clutch their pearls, it\u2019s not <em>exactly<\/em> as depicted in the comic. She actually suckles on blankets\/shirts\/etc as I\u2019m pretty sure she was weaned too early as a kitten. Cute, but it leaves me with wet spots. So the result is the same, but the image of her straight-up drooling on me just amused me. Needless to say I have to wash my bedding constantly or they get stanky\u2026 as a single dude who isn\u2019t used to this chore, it\u2019s quite inconvenient to my desired laziness.<br><br>Anyhoo, basically my pets are waterboarding me every night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-K<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I got Leela I knew it\u2019d be difficult to avoid making cat comics. I fought the temptation valiantly, but I\u2019ve been defeated by reality. Leela has a tendency to drool on me that I must share with the world:<br \/><a class=\"btn-more btn btn-danger btn-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/19\/resistance-is-futile\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":960,"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions\/960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drivingnowhere.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}