When I got Leela I knew it’d be difficult to avoid making cat comics. I fought the temptation valiantly, but I’ve been defeated by reality. Leela has a tendency to drool on me that I must share with the world:

Rosco has always had this issue. He sorta fixates on licking his paws when he goes to bed, so I end up having wet spots near my feet that I try to avoid. Leela actually likes to sleep high up on a cat tree in my room, but before she goes to bed she has to drool on me. Before any armchair veterinarian types clutch their pearls, it’s not exactly as depicted in the comic. She actually suckles on blankets/shirts/etc as I’m pretty sure she was weaned too early as a kitten. Cute, but it leaves me with wet spots. So the result is the same, but the image of her straight-up drooling on me just amused me. Needless to say I have to wash my bedding constantly or they get stanky… as a single dude who isn’t used to this chore, it’s quite inconvenient to my desired laziness.

Anyhoo, basically my pets are waterboarding me every night.

-K

Whoops. Kinda neglected the website for a bit again, but I have been working on stuff. And after a bit of thought I decided to tinker with the website layout a bit, figured my regular posts should be the focus on the homepage instead of the Driving Nowhere comic. I only update that comic every few months… so if you’re visiting the website you might just think nothing is happening here. Stuff happens here. Sometimes!

It’s still something I’m working on, so keep an eye on this section of the website, and speaking of Driving Nowhere I illustrated a little artsy thing I’d like to print. If you’d be interested in getting a copy of this you can reach me through my socials and e-mail in the Stalker Corner.

I like how it turned out. Just Layne chilling on his bed in his room.

Anyway other than that I’ve been occasionally uploading random stuff on Instagram and recently I drew this. The thought of Ned reopening The Leftorium because of the newfound enthusiasm for radical lefties amused me.

I’d like to make this shirt for real, but I’m a little afraid of getting sued by Disney who owns The Simpsons now for copyright infringement… or by the guy who started this whole hate campaign for left handed people and coined the term. Not sure if parody law will save me. I don’t have a good legal team. I don’t have a legal team.

A new Pokerman game came out! When picking up my copy of Z-A with my brother, this little comic came to mind:

My version is better.

-K

This started as a doodle after hearing about that old tamale lady getting taken down, literally, by ICE. Then that South Park episode came out and the Kristi Noem face seemed like a rather appropriate addition. Put in a bit more effort in it, and ha. Even I can see the temptation in being a Nazi for a $50k sign on bonus. Damn my empathy and general caring about other human beings…

No worries though, this soapbox won’t come out too often. I’m not really interested in doing political cartoons, there’s folks more passionate about covering those subjects and I’d be fuckin’ depressed if that’s all I did… but this one hit a bit close to home. As a California kid I grew up with an old mexican lady who would sell tamales in our neighborhood every year. It was great. We’d buy a ton of em and load up our freezer. I’d throw a tamale in the microwave after school in the corn shell and it was amazing. I still crave them decades later.

The idea of her being hurt in anyway for any reason is appalling. I hope her family is okay.

You can have your political opinions, but if you don’t see this for what it is, absurd and cruel, than you’ve lost your humanity.

-K